Gran'Diddy

The Video is a very grainy but it's still hilarious as fuck to me! lol. So in the spirit of family over the next few month. . . Here is ur "Grandaddy..."

Gobble Gobble, Ho Ho... Gobble Ho Gobble... GOBBLE BITCH!!

So, as the holiday season officially kicks off. I'll just repost a couple of my recent facebook status just so you can get an idea of how I think about this interesting time of year. *as if you couldn't guess lol*

Turkey Day @ 10:25 am (25Comments):

"HAPPY White-People-Fuck-Up-Yet-ANOTHER- Flourishing-Civilization-Rape-the-Women-and-Institutionalize-Selfhate-and-Genocide-Day!!! Yaayyy!"

Black Friday @ 11:27am:

"So now that we've stuffed ourselves beyond any definition of gluttony & vice. Lets go out & spend a profuse amount of $ we don't have; ruin our credit 2 purchase products from capitalist companies w/corrupt CFO's & CEO's that would as soon kill us then sell to us in the NAME OF JESUS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY FRIDAY! (FYI: Historically, Jesus was probably born sometime during the SUMMER. Let THAT marinate!)"

Harold Says:

"You don't have to love your government to be a good american. you just have to love your country."

Fat Nigga!

A puerto rican showed me this. . . HA!

Throw Backs That Make You Go Backs . . .

I remember when this came out, they only let it air on BET UNcut! How old am I!!!!????!!! Woooooo! lol

Wrong Side of the Bed but Still on the Floor. . .

So, I was thinking to day, why am I so pressed to get the attention of these chicks that wouldn't have given me the time of day in high school. I don't mean that literally, just the types of girls I suppose. I've seen recently that these women, although, still hot are single! Now, here I am, a dude that was once WOMANLESS but who now has a nice lil set of options. I see that now it's all about timing. When I was studying and being a nerd nobody wanted me. Now that all that studying is paying off (literally) it's "Hey boo, how you been?" WHOMP WHOMP.
So to wrap up my "thought of the day" if you weren't trying to see me then, expect to get NO respect from me now!

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Ok, so I think I have been going about this blog thing the wrong way. I have at least 5-6 interesting thoughts worth sharing a day. But never really developed ideas, just random inspirations that come from my reality (which has been setting in EXTRA hard lately, smh). So I think to maintain a constant flow of content, I will just begin to post those and if I choose or you the reader request. I will expound upon some of them. . . Other wise, I'll just attempt to be a spark that inspires instead of the fire that consumes. HOLLA!

P.S. Should this count as my thought of the day. . . lol?!




Cause, eff it, I like to talk about myself, and THIS is the most 'talkin-bout-himself-ass-NUCCA" EVER! lol